Poolgasm

"Aaaaand he's drunk again." one of your fellow servants said. " I told you he wouldn't stay sober tonight." he said. " Come on pay up! I won the bet!" he said and held out his hand. "Ugh, fine fine. Here you go." you said and gave him two coins. "I thought for sure that he would stay sober tonight. Since he had some important visitors over not even 1 hour ago......How fast can someone get drunk?!" you mumbbled while pouting and continued swiping the floor. "I don't know. But our king sure is good at it." he said while pointing to the open door with his thumb. "Anyway I'm going to bring back these vases." he said and picked up two heavily deco